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Jul 31, 2008

Olmert plows ahead on peace talks
Olmert plows ahead on peace talks = Clap, leader makes total open show!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Delta: Body of woman, 61, found in plane bathroom
Michaele O'Neil Carnahan = Melancholia here in a can.
(by Adie Pena)

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk
Dead monster washes ashore in Montauk = As so-so humans then make a weird rodent!
(by Adie Pena)

Penguins wash up closer to equator in Brazil
Penguins wash up closer to equator in Brazil = No unique zone surprise, a global thaw script
(by Dharam)
Penguins wash up closer to equator in Brazil = Oh, a 'big tranquil snow zone' creatures slip up!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Palestinians want all or nothing
Palestinians want all or nothing = Nation gathers & plans to win in all
(by Pinchas Aronas)

UN: North Korea facing worst food crisis since 1990s
The North Korean food crisis = = Shock is for I don't eat, nor her!
(by Adie Pena)

Hudson, Armstrong split
Hudson, Armstrong split = 'Sportsman-hold' rusting
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Cheech and Chong reunite as feud goes up in smoke
Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong = Men high on comedy can't charm
(by Adie Pena)

Israeli PM to resign, Mideast peace doubts raised
Israel PM Ehud Olmert = "Ah, me? Old plum retires."
(by Adie Pena)

A New Generation of Republicans in Alaska
A new generation of Republicans in Alaska = No fear, Alaskan politicians begun new era.
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 30, 2008

Popular Scrabble knockoff suspended on Facebook
Facebook suspends the Scrabulous program = Hasbro padlocks fun; sues computer-age bros.
(by Adie Pena)

Yes We Kaine?
Yes we Kaine? = Wise Yankee?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

'This Was a Warning'
'This Was a Warning' = Ah, wait, signs warn!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Britney, Paris, Barack!
Britney, Paris, Barack! = Rest, picky barbarian!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Radovan Karadzic extradited to The Hague
Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic = Ranks as one odd, crazed, evil barbarian.
(by Adie Pena)

Earthquake Rattles Southern California
Earthquake rattles Southern California = Not quite ultra-rich areas felt a shaker, no?
(by Adie Pena)

Scandals? YouTube vids? Can't hurt Miley Cyrus' sales
Miley Cyrus = Use my lyric
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 29, 2008

Earthquake Rattles Southern California
Earthquake Rattles Southern California = No quiet; feral, hot, erratic, natural shakes.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Study: 'Pre-dementia' is rising, especially in men
Pre-dementia rising = I gasp: "In retired men?"
(by Adie Pena)

Kaine 'very, very high' on VP shortlist
Tim Kaine = Make it in?
(by Adie Pena)

Palestinian rivals 'use torture'
Palestinian rivals 'use torture' = Use to irrelevant rituals & pains
(by Pinchas Aronas)

An inspirational rising star
Elderly porn star Shigeo Tokuda = Grayed poker's tool isn't a hurdle.
(by Adie Pena)

Bush praises 'ally' Pakistan
Bush praises 'ally' Pakistan = Happy USA? Talk is brainless!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

"Sound of Music" Villa Opens for Business
Captain Georg von Trapp and his family: Liesl, Friedrich, Louisa, Kurt, Brigitta, Marta and Gretl = Maria, a calm artistic girl, kept Austrian party -- priggish father and loving brood -- tune-filled.
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 28, 2008

Cuil search engine takes on Google
No poor second, Cuil = Is pronounced 'cool'.
(by Adie Pena)

Beijing Weighs Added Pollution Plans for Olympics
Beijing weighs added pollution plans for Olympics = Old people simply nodding - just wish of big clean air!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Worried Banks Sharply Reduce Business Loans
Worried Banks Sharply Reduce Business Loans = Unanswerable disorders rushes banks policy
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Offensive Hyperdunk Ads Pulled Homophobic
Hyperdunk "That Ain't Right" advertising pulled out = Huh? Did Nike put up that anti-gay trend? Revolt, girls!
(by Adie Pena)

Carlos Sastre Wins Tour de France
The Spaniard Carlos Sastre Candil = And "el ciclista" snares a hard sport!
Carlos Sastre of Spain = Loss? I soar past France!
(by Adie Pena)

Obama defends his globe trotting
Obama defends his globe trotting = Bad debates & flirting gone smooth
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 27, 2008

4 swimmers dead, 3 missing in N.Y. ocean waters
Long Island, New York City beaches = Signs: "A likely chance to drown. Bye!"
(by Adie Pena)

Wildfire erupts near Yosemite National Park
Wildfire erupts near Yosemite National Park = Peril for trees. International dismay, wakeup!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

A love-hate thing for plastic bags
A love-hate thing for plastic bags = Blast! fight against or love cheap?


Jul 26, 2008

Paris Hilton: I Feel Like a Grown-Up Now
Paris Hilton: I feel like a grown-up now = Twin heir awoken, refusing a lollipop
(by Dharam)
Paris Hilton: I feel like a grown-up now = Her opinion,'Not awful girl, I keep laws'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama, Britain's Brown Meet for Hours
Obama, Britain's Brown Meet for Hours = Resume: both absorb war information
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama in London for talks with UK leaders
Obama in London for talks with British leaders = Has talked to foolish Minister Brown and Blair
(by Pinchas Aronas)

McCain sharpens attack on Obama
McCain sharpens attack on Obama = 'Encompass' that maniac Barack! No?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Levin backs Obama's trip
Levin backs Obama's trip = Black man's visit a probe!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Housing Rescue on Track to Pass Senate
The second mortgage? = Get home cost. Danger!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 25, 2008

McCain struggles to be heard in face of Obama trip
McCain struggles to be heard in face of Obama trip = Gruff man is abroad! I beg, 'catch pace' or listen to me!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Powerful N.H. storm leaves death, devastation
Powerful N.H. storm leaves death, devastation = Vast tornado devalues New Hampshire, left to...?
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 24, 2008

Hurricane season: big start
Hurricane season: big start = 'cos stir began hurtin' areas
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama seeks stronger Europe ties
Obama seeks stronger Europe ties = Our brat spoke to Germans, see? I see!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama speech expected to draw at least 100,000 after meeting with Merkel
Barack Obama in Berlin, Germany = Boy, I can bring a remarkable man!
(by Adie Pena)

R.I. police say man had 0.491 blood alcohol level
Stanley Kobierwoski = Woe! A stinky bloke, sir!
(by Adie Pena)
Stanley Kobierwoski = I soak low stinky beer
(by Pinchas Aronas)

More Americans obese, government finds
Big Macs are set in seasoned ... = Eating-obsessed Americans!
(by Adie Pena)

A Tale of Two Flip-Floppers
A Tale of Two Flip-Floppers = Fellows appear to fit flop
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Dolly hammers northern Mexico
Dolly hammers northern Mexico = My, next mad horror comes in! Hell!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

McCain's Foreign Policy Frustration
McCain's Foreign Policy Frustration = Crusty politician conforming fears
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 23, 2008

Protester glues himself to British PM
Protester glues himself to British Prime Minister = To resist, impress him, be resin firm, pull it together
(by Dharam)

Hearing today targets 'Don't ask, don't tell' military policy
Hearing today targets 'Don't ask, don't tell' military policy = Detract light ! Army totally don't like a nosy persona, dig it?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

It is only a numerical win, says Advani
Only a numerical win = A win mainly on lucre?
(by Nirmal Raj)
It is only a numerical win, says Advani = Vision is 'sandy'! Actually, I am a winner!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Dolly now a hurricane, set to hit Texas coast
The U.S.-Mexico border and Rio Grande Valley = O, men dread big 'Hurricane Dolly' over Texas!
(by Adie Pena)

Manmohan government wins trust vote
Mister Singh and his UPA win the Parliament members' trust vote = Power, that taunter, vests in Prime Minister's able hands. Mug him!
(by Nirmal Raj)

Democrats and Energy: Reality Bites
Democrats and Energy: Reality Bites = Matter density increased by Al Gore
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Estelle Getty of 'Golden Girls' dies at 84
Television, cinema and stage star Estelle Getty = Teeny "Golden Girl" mate vacates set; lies in state.
(by Adie Pena)

News Coverage Of Obama Irks McCain Team
News Coverage Of Obama Irks McCain Team = 'Coming war-moves of Barack can tease me, I'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Omarosa: Wendy Williams is 'a fake and a phony'
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth = O, moral woman, assault that girl!
(by Adie Pena)

Not everyone can meet our nudist standards
The Rene Oltra Nudist Center, France = Erect entrants are finer unclothed
(by Adie Pena)

Dark Knight takes US$66 million on first day
Christian Morgan Bale = I snag rich "Batman" role.
(by Adie Pena)

Yusuf Islam wins damages for "veiled women" slur
The British folk singer Yusuf Islam (also known as Cat Stevens) = Yes, U.S. fans attest; like his wistful "Morning Has Broken" vocals.
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 22, 2008

Prosecutors Begin Arguments in Hamdan Case
Prosecutors Begin Arguments in Hamdan Case = Man protected Osama; seen using & brushing car.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Serbia provides details on the arrest of Karadzic
Serbia provides details on the arrest of Karadzic = Revealed poor tricks of nazi & sadist - set beard & hair
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
The San Luis Obispo, Californian Elliot Tuleja = One pal lit it -- his usual cojones -- into a fireball!
The San Luis Obispo, Californian Elliot Tuleja = Aboil! Testicles put on fire? Haul loons in a jail!
(by Adie Pena)

Sex, blood and baby names: US mad for free gas
US mad for free gas = A Mass offer urged
(by Adie Pena)

Fish pedicures: Carp rid human feet of scaly skin
A 'doctor fish' pedicure = Carp: "Hi! I scour odd feet!"
(by Adie Pena)

Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs?
Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs? = Warning: Gas & burn a pest; pump & blast my roof!
(by Adie Pena)

Pope warns of 'spiritual desert'
Spiritual desert = Priest: "I dare lust!"
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 21, 2008

Pope warns of 'spiritual desert'
Spiritual desert = Er...it's real stupid
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Hurricane Fausto grows to category 2 storm
Hurricane Fausto grows to category two storm = How nature's fury got to tomorrow's tragic case
(by Adie Pena)

Breast Cancer Myths And Tips
Breast cancer myths and tips = Cysts? Her & men panic - bad start!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Pope meets Australian victims of clergy sex abuse
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI = "I expose 'bishop-in-child' events."
(by Adie Pena)

Hybrid Cars Pose Risk to Blind, Visually Impaired
Hybrid cars pose risk to the blind, visually impaired = Road trip silence is risky; old lives hit by a hard bump
(by Adie Pena)

Plea deal unlikely before Gitmo trial
Plea deal unlikely before the Guantanamo war crimes trial = Fortunately, we all keep a terrible Salim Hamdan in our cage
(by Adie Pena)

Pope warns of 'spiritual desert'
"Spiritual desert" = Lurid striptease?
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 20, 2008

Colombia dares to dream of peace
Colombia dares to dream of peace = Er...mob's idea of road to calm peace
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Woman in W.Pa. Baby Mystery Charged With Homicide
Andrea Curry-Demus = As any crude murder
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Iran has two-week deadline for nuclear answer
Iran has two-week deadline for nuclear answer = 'Kneed' for clean deal or new war with USA is near
(by Pinchas Aronas)

The Week in Politics
The Week in Politics = I like the new topics
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Rapper DMX arrested at Phoenix mall
Rapper arrested at Phoenix mall = Real DMX? He isn't a proper apt 'Earl'!
(by Adie Pena)

A 540-calorie Big Mac? NY chains post calorie info
A 540-calorie Big Mac? NY chains post calorie info = Oh, an occasion to pacify 450-lb girlie Americans!
(by Adie Pena)

Kids give pope Mickey Mouse cap but he prefers white
Kids give pope Mickey Mouse cap but he prefers white = "Few have pure costume. Besides, I pick Porky Pig theme."
(by Dharam)

Obama arrives in Afghanistan
Obama arrives in Afghanistan = 'Arabian' visitor & mean Afghans
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama to meet Afghan president
Obama to meet Afghan president = Began to see apartment of Hamid
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama makes first trip to Afghanistan
Obama makes first trip to Afghanistan = Spoke, sat tight, affirms, "I am not an Arab!"
(by Dharam)


Jul 19, 2008

Woman attacked by kangaroo saved by pet dog
Woman attacked by kangaroo saved by pet dog = Ma overtaken at paddock by a beast - Doggy won!
(by Dharam)

Tomato growers: Salmonella scare damages industry
Salmonella scare damages tomato industry = Eat dang slices on my salad? Lot more traumas!
(by Adie Pena)

Iran, EU to resume nuclear talks in 2 weeks
The nuclear talks are resuming = Iran, EU gents mark lethal curse!
(by Adie Pena)

Major investor backs Yahoo
Carl Icahn = A rich clan
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Everyone's a Narcissist, It Seems
Everyone's a narcissist, it seems = Sensitiveness? Yes, I'm a core star!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama makes trip to Afrhanistan
Obama makes trip to Afrhanistan = So, that 'Arabian-man', makes profit?!
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 18, 2008

Take a Chance on Mamma Mia?
The American comedy film "Buona Sera Mrs. Campbell" = Sardonic resemblance by cheerful "Mamma Mia" plot
(by Adie Pena)

Pope: All faiths must unite against violence
Pope: All faiths must unite against violence = Pious, peaceful man. He against violent tilts.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

French Air hostess picks up chocolate bar, wins space trip
The French air hostess Mathilde Epron = Has her lift on the short spacemen ride!
(by Adie Pena)

Coast Guard Busts Cocaine Dealer in Their Submarine
A submarine in the Pacific Ocean? = Americans' fine cocaine habit up!
(by Adie Pena)

Mandela celebrates 90th birthday
Mandela celebrates ninetieth birthday = Thereby can stand the inimitable leader
(by Dharam)

The Coffins of Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev
The soldiers Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev = Hell! Do our dead lads deserve this ragged news?
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 17, 2008

Funerals in Israel for Two Soldiers
Funerals in Israel for two soldiers = National sorrow refilled fissures
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Judge Refuses to Postpone Trial of Bin Laden's Driver
Salim Hamdan = Hails madman
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Funerals in Israel for Two Soldiers
Ehud Goldwasser and Eldad Regev = God had assured - we'll add REVENGE!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Sarah Silverman's 'Matt Damon' Song Up for Emmy
Sarah Silverman's 'Matt Damon' song up for Emmy = Oh mamma! Girl's very spontaneous F--- damn smart
(by Dharam)

Air hostess picks up chocolate bar, wins space trip
Mathilde Epron = Dame 'n' her pilot
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Rachel Smith, Crystle Stewart Hit The Floor
U.S. contestants Rachel Smith and Crystle Stewart = Muses start a chancy trend. Went "CRASH!"; lost titles!
(by Adie Pena)

InBev Looks to Expand Budweiser's Reach
Buy-out bids sure wished for... = Budweiser: "This Bud's for you!"
(by Adie Pena)

Israel grieves for Regev and Goldwasser
Israel grieves for Regev and Goldwasser = We ridge gravels near graves of soldiers
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Tempest Storm still a 'class act'
The octogenarian stripper Tempest Storm = Has great interior prospects to tempt men!
(by Adie Pena)

Pope lauds apology to Aborigines
Pope lauds apology to Aborigines = So, do you bigots ignore papal plea?
(by Dharam)

U.S. reverses course, will send envoy to talks with Iran
U.S. reverses course, will send envoy to talks with Iran = Undersecretary shall work to solve it in Swiss venue
(by Dharam)

Pentagon looks at cuts in Iraq, additions in Afghanistan
Pentagon looks at cuts in Iraq, additions in Afghanistan = Top "saints" again hiding question of land attacks on Iran
(by Dharam)


Jul 16, 2008

Hezbollah gives coffins to Israel in prisoner swap
Hezbollah gives coffins to Israel in prisoner swap = Bargain of Zionist is cheap, forlorn... Helpless wives.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

And there was light and warmth
World Youth Day Pilgrims = O My Lad, Worship Turgidly.
(by Jonathan Feldman)

Thieves stealing leaves
Thieves are stealing ... = ... the rising tea leaves.
(by Adie Pena)

Man spent $1,000 a week on beer?
Michael Leary and his favorite "Melbourne Bitter" = It's a darn crime if he, the mean violator'll buy beer.
(by Adie Pena)

American Envoy To Join Iran Talks
American Envoy To Join Iran Talks = Yankee joins rival. Not a minor act.
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 15, 2008

No Butts: Police Break Up OC Bar's Bizarre Tradition (8,000 People moon Amtrack train)
Mugs Away Saloon = Saw a 'moon' as ugly!
Mugs Away Saloon, Laguna Niguel, California = i.e., fun gang mooning a local railway as usual!
(by Adie Pena)

Analysts Say More Banks Will Fail
Analysts say more banks will fail = Wan & risky money fails as all. Blast!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama to meet Palestinian president Abbas on Middle East tour
Obama to meet Palestinian president Abbas on Middle East tour = It's senator debut in bombed arena. Total mess; appeal mediation
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama, McCain disagree on hiring
Obama, McCain disagree on hiring = Economic bargaining is drama, eh?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Miss Venezuela is Miss Universe 2008
Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza = A savory maiden dazes men in us!
(by Adie Pena)

For some, Republican John McCain is 'too old'
For some, Republican McCain is 'too old' = Our politico can be "Commander Fossil"!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 14, 2008

Anheuser-Busch agrees to sale to a Belgian brewer
The Anheuser-Busch-InBev merger = Ah, brings even much U.S. beer there!
(by Adie Pena)

Human Rights Activist Welcomes Possible Indictments of Sudan's President and Others
The International Criminal Court (based in Hague) = Huge aid. An unit claims to nail bane & ethnic terror
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Troops in Afghanistan Need Help, Obama Says
Troops in Afghanistan Need Help, Obama Says = I mean, an aid to platoons pays fresh shebang
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Shark found in Australian pool
Shark found in Australian pool = Paranoid sunfish: "Look natural"
(by Dharam)

Stripper arrested for subway pole dances
Stripper arrested for subway pole dances = Applause by rest of repressed train crowd
(by Dharam)


Jul 13, 2008

Man held over theft of rare Shakespeare folio
Man held over theft of rare Shakespeare folio = Later proof he had no fakeries of Hamlet verse
(by Dharam)

Cell phone companies scramble to halt trafficking
TracFone = After con!
(by Adie Pena)

Pope says to apologize for sex abuse in Australia
Pope to address the church's paedophilia crisis = So a cheap parish priest seduced this poor child?
(by Adie Pena)

Pope Benedict XVI arrives in Australia
Pope Benedict XVI arrives in Australia = To explain abusive vicars & retain pride
(by Pinchas Aronas)

The Who honored in Los Angeles
We do enjoy drinking to the smart, talented 'The Who' personnel = Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle and Keith Moon.
(by Adie Pena)

McCain's Conservative Model? Roosevelt (Theodore)
Who is McCain's conservative model? = Damn! I can show Roosevelt's civic me!
(by Adie Pena)

Knox Leon, Vivienne Marcheline: Angelina Jolie's twin boy and girl
The celebrity twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline = Neat li'l children here known by inventive, exotic names
(by Adie Pena)

Josh Brolin, Film Crew Busted Outside a Bar
Josh Brolin, Film Crew Busted Outside a Bar = Bush bio "W" actors rumble; destined for jail!
(by Adie Pena)

Alaska volcano erupts; island residents evacuated
Alaska volcano erupts; island residents evacuated = Sudden lava eruption; lava also attacks residences
(by Pinchas Aronas)

A clash of generations in black community
A clash of generations in black community = Conflict in USA ebony-clan makes it 'go & harm'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Yahoo spurns Microsoft again as bad blood boils
The Microsoft and Yahoo deal = Lots of head-to-head acrimony
(by Adie Pena)

France hosts Mediterranean summit
France hosts Mediterranean summit = EU, rim nations, French, sat, made terms
(by Dharam)

Former White House spokesman Tony Snow dies
Former White House spokesman Tony Snow dies = Then weary, he took news sessions from podium
(by Dharam)


Jul 12, 2008

Sudan fury at possible genocide charge
Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir = He's disastrous head. Pal's mean Arab, sinner.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Tony Snow dies of cancer; ex-Bush press secretary was 53
Tony Snow = Now stony
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Mars bake test hastened after oven short circuit
Mars bake test hastened after oven short circuit = It's chef serves the Martians a torte or bundt cake
(by Dharam)

Yellow submarine: Unmanned sub studies ocean
Yellow submarine: Unmanned sub studies ocean = New dynamic on Beatles' luminous undersea bus
(by Dharam)

Secondhand Smoke Inhalation Down
Secondhand smoke inhalation = Alas! And men do choke in this, no?
Secondhand smoke inhalation = Ah, nicotine hooks men and lads!
(by Adie Pena)

Software problems bug Apple's launch of new iPhone
Software problems bug Apple's launch of new iPhone = Whole bumbling approach was seen; turns off people!
(by Adie Pena)

Lebanon announces unity government
Lebanon announces unity government = Control by uneven gunmen ain't sane, no?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Doctors pull screws, nails from metal-eating man
The metal-eating man Luis Zarate = Ate the nail. Utters, "Amazing meal!"
(by Adie Pena)

Olympic swimmer Shanteau has testicular cancer
The American Olympic swimmer Eric Shanteau = My testicular cancer a shame? Oh, prime me, I win!
(by Adie Pena)

Washington, Wall St. weigh Fannie, Freddie help
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac = Finance me ... and fear I'm dead!
(by Adie Pena)

Yellow submarine: Unmanned sub studies ocean
The little yellow submarine = My rule: Sell it with no 'Beatle'!
(by Adie Pena)

Dog meat off the menu during Beijing Olympics
During the China Olympics ... = Hip, crunchy dog meat is NIL!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 11, 2008

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood, 61, 'runs away with 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress'
"The thing is, I don't want to end up being a boring bastard like Clapton." = But great libido and 'catnip' helps. Ronnie Wood's banging that 'kitten'!
(by Adie Pena)

Olympic swimmer Eric Shanteau has testicular cancer
Olympic swimmer Eric Shanteau = Cancer may limit his muse & power
(by Pinchas Aronas)

John McCain and 'Money, money, money, money'
John McCain and 'Money, money, money, money' = My man John and 'enemy'... in 'Economy, economy'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Bush signs new rules on government wiretapping
Bush to sign new rules on government wiretapping = Gulp! Top men winnowing terrorists has even begun!
(by Adie Pena)

Desk rage spoils workplace for many Americans
Rudeness and anger in the workplace = Worsened 'desk rage' can ruin the plan
(by Adie Pena)

Subway pole-dancer arrested
Subway pole-dancer is arrested = Based upon "always erect" riders!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 10, 2008

America Gets to Know Obama, and Vice Versa
America Gets to Know Obama = Barack was enigma to me too!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Rice Warns Iran That US Will Defend Allies
Rice warns Iran that US will defend allies = Lunatic! We shield friends, warrant allies.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Actor McConaughey becomes father
Actor McConaughey becomes father = From the couch acts, a boy can emerge
(by Dharam)

Salmonella infects over 1,000; peppers now eyed
Illness from tomatoes -- and now jalapenos! = Men pass on raw food; jettison salmonella.
(by Adie Pena)

Senate bows to Bush, approves surveillance bill
Senators bow to Bush, approve surveillance bill = As we'll snoop on, vet all private, obscure rubbish.
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 9, 2008

US Senate passes surveillance law
US Senate passes surveillance law = Plan was useless in value as "secret"
(by Dharam)

Woman kills husband with folding couch
Woman kills husband with folding couch = Thudding of limbs on cushion-wall whack
(by Dharam)

Trial About Privacy in Which None Remains
The FIA President Max Mosley = Fatherly sex? I am deep into SM!
(by Adie Pena)

The Salmonella Mystery Continues
Salmonella = On all meals?!
(by Adie Pena)

Iran Test-Fires Missile Capable of Reaching Israel
Iran Test-Fires Missile Capable of Reaching Israel = Pitiless Arabs can harm life of green Israel cities
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Teenager finds baby bat in her bra
The teenager's brassiere = Regrets! Sees a bat in here!
There is a bat in my underwear! = Yet I sure need warmth in a bra!
Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist = I look in; sweet bat is in the cheap bra!
(by Adie Pena)
Abbie Hawkins, a hotel receptionist = O, I peek & I saw in clothes, bat in the bra!
(by Pinchas Aronas)
Teenager finds baby bat in her bra = Abbie frees that randy barn being
(by Dharam)

Bush sorry over Berlusconi insult
Bush sorry over Berlusconi insult = Shrub son's recurrently oblivious
Bush sorry over Berlusconi insult = Cuts our loss in very horrible snub
(by Dharam)


Jul 8, 2008

French head will attend Olympics
French head will attend Olympics = Child's calm reply, "And with no feet?"
(by Dharam)

More sex means less chance of ED for older men
Has an erectile dysfunction = Endurance?! Ah, it's nicely soft!
(by Adie Pena)

McCain Makes Appeal to Hispanics
McCain Makes Appeal to Hispanics = So, man, I accept & like 'A Spanish camp'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Obama proposes bankruptcy changes
Obama proposes bankruptcy changes = Barack supports bang-economy phase
(by Pinchas Aronas)

What's in a name? Plenty for little Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban = Our name's any absurd kind!
(by Mark McNamara)

'George W Bush Sewage Plant' Proposed In San Francisco
Oh, we help set a bugger's new tag ... = The George W Bush Sewage Plant!
(by Adie Pena)

Hurricane Bertha shifts direction
Hurricane Bertha shifts direction = Chief stir harried, turns into beach
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 7, 2008

Bertha Is This Year's First Hurricane
First hurricane = Christ, I fear & run!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

California Boy Kidnapped by Father Found Safe; Father Dead in Car Crash
Lonnie Ramos = No more - slain
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Carly Fiorina touts McCain's tech credentials
Cara Carleton "Carly" Fiorina = Or, I carry a local finance-art
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Was Jesus' Resurrection a Sequel?
Was Jesus' Resurrection a Sequel? = Jews see scars as unique to Ruler
(by Dharam)

Madonna: 'Not Planning on Getting a Divorce'
Madonna: Not Planning on Getting a Divorce = Vamp: Argentine tango to dancing in London
(by Dharam)

California braces for new heat wave
California braces for new heat wave = Towns aware of chance variable fire
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Nadal dethrones Federer in five-set Wimbledon epic
Rafael defeats Roger at Wimbledon = Federer was mobile target of Nadal!
(by Adie Pena)

G-8 summit gives Japan a green spotlight
Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda = Adjust empire of risin' sun. Aye, a makeup.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Nine hurt in 1st day of Spain's running of the bulls
La Fiesta de San Fermin in Pamplona, Spain = Offer spinal pains in an animal stampede!
(by Adie Pena)

Candidates to tout plans to fix economy
Candidates to tout plans to fix economy = Today: Document on no fat-taxes politics
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 6, 2008

Federer-Nadal Rivalry Goes Beyond The Surface
Federer-Nadal rivalry goes beyond the surface = Cry! Rafael dangerous, he beats every 'old friend'
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Venus wins 5th Wimbledon, defeating sister Serena
Venus beats younger sister = I bet versus gutsy Serena, no?
(by Adie Pena)

Israel reopens Gaza border crossings
Israel reopens Gaza border crossings = Careless Zion; Arabs ignored progress
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Tropical Storm Bertha approaches warmer waters
Tropical Storm Bertha = Scramble prior to that!
(by Adie Pena)

Obama cites faith as key to change
Obama cites faith as key to change = OK, a fact - 'Boy', again, teaches theism.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Wimbledon final: It's Federer vs Nadal
The Federer-Nadal Wimbledon Finals = Ah, defend well for admirable tennis.
(by Adie Pena)

More salmonella cases reported
More salmonella cases reported = Some meals spare dealer-control
(by Pinchas Aronas)

'Fake' priest exposed at Vatican
'Fake' priest exposed at Vatican = Verdict of a past sneak: Expiate
(by Dharam)

Waxwork Hitler beheaded in Berlin
Waxwork Hitler beheaded in Berlin = Renewed hard will: a broken exhibit
(by Dharam)

Larry Harmon, longtime Bozo the Clown, dies
Larry Harmon (longtime Bozo the Clown) is dead = Red hollow nose, crazy glam hair to end in tomb
(by Dharam)

Does Osama bin Laden Still Matter?
Does Osama bin Laden Still Matter? = Old, almost absent in media alerts.
(by Dharam)

Does Green Tea Help the Heart?
Does green tea help the heart? = Hear the teapot legends here
(by Dharam)
Does green tea help the heart? = Report: See then a health edge
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 5, 2008

Protests force Madame Tussauds to isolate Hitler
The protests at Madame Tussauds in Berlin = Bastard Hitler passed museum's attention!
(by Adie Pena)

Williamses pull double duty
Williamses pull double duty = Mutually possible 'wild' duel
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Colombia Defense Minister Denies Paying Ransom
Juan Manuel Santos = Jealous man 'n' a nuts
(by Pinchas Aronas)

The World Health Organization Documents Failure of U.S. Drug Policies
The number one users of marijuana and cocaine in the world are? = Sad fate! Join our innumerable North Americans who need a cure.
(by Adie Pena)

Joey Chestnut wins July 4 hot dog eating contest
The International Federation of Competitive Eating = Inept, I can't eat an entire hot dog. A fine relief to vomit!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 4, 2008

Bush to attend Olympic ceremony
Bush to attend Olympic ceremony = Man, heed simple country boycott
(by Dharam)

Just how close 'friends' are Madonna and A-Rod?
Madonna's "close friend" = Less confined man: A-Rod!
(by Adie Pena)

Celebrate the Fourth with parade, games, music, fireworks
Celebrate the Fourth with parade, games, music, fireworks = The birth of America features supreme tricks. How we glad!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Transgender "man" gives birth
The transgender Thomas Beatie = This neat "man" gestated, bore her!
(by Adie Pena)


Jul 3, 2008

And the world's happiest country is..
Denmark is the happiest country in the world. = Oh, whilst hundreds kept on in pretty America.
(by Adie Pena)

Riots in Mongolia subside
Riots in Mongolian capital subside = O, Ulan Bator politicians dig in mess!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Betancourt reunited with family
Betancourt reunited with family = Matter about wife & children unity
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Tropical Storm Bertha Born, But Threat Unclear
Tropical storm Bertha = Impact, battle, horrors
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Scientists: Watermelon yields Viagra-like effects
Citrulline in watermelons = Will result in erection, man!
(by Adie Pena)

Rock musician Natasha Shneider dies of cancer
Rock musician Natasha Shneider dies = Oh, cancer kissed a hit Russian maiden!
(by Adie Pena)

Australians making odd choices for funeral songs
The singer Louis Armstrong's 'Wonderful World' = Funeral genre: Hit song wilts sorrow, doldrums.
(by Adie Pena)

Betancourt: Rescue in Colombia was 'impeccable'
Oh, cool! Fair Betancourt easily removed from ... = ... the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia.
(by Adie Pena)

Entire town of Big Sur, Calif., evacuated for fire
Big Sur, Central California = A critical fire burns along!
(by Adie Pena)

"Spiritual" effects of mushrooms last a year?
"Spiritual" effects of mushrooms last a year? = Amateur psychiatrist offers all of us some
(by Dharam)

Deadly Jerusalem bulldozer attack
Deadly Jerusalem bulldozer attack = Zealot jerk muddled bus, car at alley
(by Dharam)

US admiral urges caution on Iran
US admiral urges caution on Iran = O Israel, no uranium--Gad, curtains!
(by Dharam)

Washington's boyhood home found, but no hatchet
Washington's boyhood home found, but no hatchet = Hush, Union ghost watchmen afoot (odd, both ebony)
(by Dharam)


Jul 2, 2008

Romblon execs mull class suit vs Sulpicio
Sulpicio Lines' Princess of the Stars = Countless frail corpses in ship site
(by Adie Pena)

Now, The Palestine Question
Now, The Palestine question = One nation's quest. We help it.
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Fatal clashes in Mongolia capital
High security in Mongolia capital = Hire tough pigs in a local main city
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Starbucks Announces It Will Close 600 Stores
Starbucks announces store closures and more lay-offs. = A sorry end: Cuts an enormous loss as coffee turns black.
(by Adie Pena)

Authorities Capture Illinois Man Suspected in as Many as 8 Deaths
Nicholas T. Sheley = He hits so cleanly = Slay this 'leech', no?
(by Pinchas Aronas)


Jul 1, 2008

'No decision' on Madeleine case
'No decision' on Madeleine case = O, scene! No maid, no idea. Silence...
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Pause after Screen Actors Guild contract expires
The Screen Actors Guild = Heeds uglier contracts?
(by Adie Pena)

Pause after Screen Actors Guild contract expires
Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers = In lieu of movie roles, actors pin up contract deadline!
(by Adie Pena)

Obama defends his patriotism
Obama defends his patriotism = Amities & hope of bastard's mind?
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Poland Won't Sign European Treaty
Poland won't sign the Lisbon Treaty = Ireland's got plans; not bent to. Why I?
(by Adie Pena)

Zimbabwe president's spokesman to West: 'Go hang'
Charamba: "They can go and hang a thousand times." = End accord? Ha-ha-ha! That man Mugabe's staying on!
(by Adie Pena)

Poland in new blow to EU treaty
Poland in new blow to EU treaty = We play 'Ireland-button'? O, we not!
(by Pinchas Aronas)

Mugabe is sworn in for 6th term after discredited vote
President Robert Mugabe = Ruing Bob's repeated term
(by Adie Pena)



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